“Sorry I Missed Church” Magnet by Ephemera

Description

Faith, but make it gay.

This gloriously unapologetic magnet from Ephemera features the line:
“Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft & becoming a lesbian.”
Paired with delightfully vintage imagery, it’s a perfect blend of satire, rebellion, and queer self-discovery.

Bold, funny, and just the right amount of blasphemous, this rectangular magnet is made to live on your fridge, locker, or filing cabinet—anywhere you want to spark laughter, side-eyes, or spirited conversation. It’s ideal for ex-church kids, lesbians, witches, and anyone who enjoys poking fun at polite expectations.

Because sometimes spirituality takes… a different path.

Details:

• Made in the United States

• Durable rectangular magnet

• Strong magnetic hold

• Smooth, glossy finish

• Size: 3 × 2 inches (7.6 × 5.1 cm)

• Weight: 0.16 oz (4.54 g)