Santa Came in Dad’s Backdoor, Justin Orlando
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When Santa skips the chimney and slips in through Dad’s back door, the family dog becomes the wide-eyed witness to the most suspiciously festive Christmas visit ever. With jingling bells, a very full sack, and plenty of questionable “ho-ho-ho” sounds, this adult parody turns holiday innocence into deliciously naughty chaos. Packed with LGBTQ+ camp, dog-narrated misunderstandings, and more double entendre than Santa’s sleigh can carry, Santa Came in Dad’s Backdoor is the ultimate cheeky gift for anyone who loves holiday humor with a wink.
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Santa Came in Dad’s Backdoor
Paperback – November 23, 2025
by Justin Orlando (Author)
A Deliciously Naughty Christmas Parody for Adults Who Love Dogs, Double Entendre, and Holiday Camp That Sparkles Like Santa’s… ornaments.
When Santa forgets the chimney and slides boldly through Dad’s back door instead, the family dog is the only witness to this midnight “delivery”—and what he sees is enough to shake even the bravest good boy’s worldview.
From the rhythmic jingle of Santa’s bells to the suspicious thump of boots on hardwood, every sight and sound seems far too… festive. And when Santa starts “emptying his sack” with gusto and helping himself to Dad’s warm cookie and creamy milk, our four-legged narrator becomes convinced he’s watching the most scandalous Christmas Eve in yuletide history.
One thing is certain:
This hole-y night will go down in the dog’s memory forever.
Told in cheeky, picture-book rhyme, this adults-only holiday romp delivers a gloriously camp blend of:
🎄 Enough double entendre to fill Santa’s sleigh
🐶 A dramatic dog narrator who absolutely misunderstands everything
🎅 A Santa who keeps insisting he’s innocent… while looking anything but
🌈 LGBTQ+ camp so bright it could power the North Pole
📚 A cozy picture-book aesthetic wrapped around pure adult mischief
Whether you adore dogs, live for wink-wink holiday humor, or simply crave a Christmas story that struts into the room with festive swagger, this book serves laughs, side-eye, and holiday spice in every page.
🎁 Perfect For:
• Dog lovers & chaos-friendly pet parents
• LGBTQ+ folks who enjoy holiday camp turned up to elf-level 100
• Adult humor collectors
• White Elephant parties where you want to become a legend
• Stockings that need stuffing… with personality
• Friends who delight in jokes that sound dirty but technically aren’t
⭐ Why Readers Can’t Resist It:
• Laugh-so-hard-you-snort rhymes
• A canine narrator with zero chill and maximal judgment
• Scandalous misunderstandings wrapped in twinkling innocence
• The ultimate holiday party conversation starter
Because sometimes the best Christmas gifts…
come through the back door.
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