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I Won’t Let Mistress Suck My Blood Vol. 1

Paperback – December 2, 2025
By Paderapollonorio
Series: I Won’t Let Mistress Suck My Blood

A deliciously spooky, adorably flustered yuri romance begins in I Won’t Let Mistress Suck My Blood Vol. 1, where soft goth aesthetics meet supernatural longing and chaotic maid–mistress energy.

Matilda is having the worst luck—no job, no home, and nowhere left to turn. So when she stumbles upon a housekeeping position at a massive, ivy-draped estate known only as the “Haunted House,” she’s pretty sure fate has finally thrown her a bone. A generous salary, room and board, and an employer who looks like she stepped out of a gothic portrait? Jackpot.

August, the mistress of the mansion, is elegant, gentle, and impossibly beautiful. Matilda falls for her instantly, dazzled by her refined charm…until night falls, and the truth comes out.

Her new employer isn’t just ethereal—she’s downright supernatural.

Suddenly Matilda finds herself navigating candlelit hallways, suspicious noises, and the overwhelming desire to impress a boss who quite literally takes her breath away. What begins as a simple maid job becomes a whirlwind of awkward crushes, vampire-adjacent chaos, and a budding romance as Matilda tries (and adorably fails) to keep her wits about her.

Cute, spooky, sapphic, and delightfully over-the-top, I Won’t Let Mistress Suck My Blood is a must-read for fans of supernatural yuri, gothic comedy, and tender maid–mistress dynamics.

Format: Paperback