“Every Time You Say Woke” Magnet by Ephemera

Description

Careful what you say. Magic happens.

This cheeky magnet from Ephemera delivers a perfectly timed provocation:
“Every time you say ‘woke,’ God makes another drag queen.”
Part satire, part cultural commentary, and entirely unapologetic, it flips a tired buzzword into something fabulous.

Featuring glamorous vintage-inspired imagery and a strong magnetic backing, this rectangular magnet is made for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, or any surface that could use a little camp defiance. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter—whether that conversation is laughter, side-eye, or both.

Because if words have power, we might as well use them wisely.

Details:

• Made in the United States

• Durable rectangular magnet

• Strong magnetic hold

• Smooth, glossy finish

• Size: 3 × 2 inches (7.6 × 5.1 cm)